Jan 31st

   9:00pm | Transsiberian (2008) Train trek across a few countries gets tense for an American couple who run into trouble with some of the characters aboard.
Starring: Harrelson, Mortimer, Kingsley, A Mara, A Noriega

Jan 30th  

   9:00pm | The Insider (1999) A whistleblower goes up against Big Tobacco in this Michael Mann masterpiece. A box office failure, it might have been too long for the masses, but it's completely engrossing the whole way.
Starring: Retired Gladiator, What You Get When You Find a Stranger in the Alpacino

Jan 29th  

   8:00pm | A Night in Casablanca (1946) The Marx Brothers get jobs at a Hotel in Casablanca and drive everyone mad, not just the nazis. Origin of some particularly recognizable bits and whip-fast one-liners!
Starring: Groucho, Harpo, Chico

   9:25pm | Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) Real Elvis and Black JFK live in an old-folks home in Texas where they must battle an Egyptian mummy that comes for the residents' souls. Hail to the King, baby!
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Evil Undead Mummy

Jan 28th

   9:00pm | Unlocked (2017) Michael Apted directs this action espionage thriller. Hadn't heard of it, but the lineup looks promising.
Starring: Noomi, Bloomi, Tooni, Malkovich, Douglas

Jan 27th

   9:00pm | Arachnophobia (1990) Illegal immigrant spider enters the country from South America and starts breeding and killing and presumably taking our jobs. Fun and creepifiying with that Spielberg touch, bring the family!
Starring: Spider Daniels, Spider Goodman, Spider Warlock

Jan 26th  

   9:00pm | Face/Off (1997) JohnTra doing Cage, Cage doing JohnTra. John Woo at his wooiest. You better believe this is one of the best action movies of all time!
Starring: Cage Travolta, Travolta Cage, Finkle Einhorn, Einhorn Finkle

Jan 25th  

   8:00pm | Poems and cheers that Mhari can find celebrating our Scottish lad, Rabbie! Join for fun and whisky and maybe a look at my sheepless haggis!

   9:00pm | Macbeth (2015) Murder, Witches, Kings, and More! This is one of many adaptations of course, but I haven't seen this one!
Starring: An Irishman, A French Lady, An Englishman.... hmmm, I'm beginning to think this isn't The Scottish Play at all.

Jan 24th

   9:00pm | Absolutely Anything (2015) A random everyman gets chosen by aliens to wield the power to do absolutely anything. Will he use it for good or evil or to see Kate Beckinsale in a bra? And what exactly is the smartass aliens' criteria? All these answers and more!
Starring: Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale in a Bra, Dog Robin Williams, Monty Python

Jan 23rd

   9:00pm | The Ring (2002) All time horror great that spawned endless watered down imitations. One of the few times an American remake has lived up to a Japanese horror original.
Starring: Naomi Watts, Logan Roy, Adam Brody as "Male Teen #1"

Jan 22nd  

   8:00pm | Eye of the Beast (2007) My love of James Van Der Beek is well-documented and perfectly healthy, but he's not all that's great about this pretty much canadian Jaws ripoff. Nice practical effects, some good one-liners, well shot night scenes, but most importantly...
Starring: JVDB!

   9:35pm | The Running Man (1987) Think again! I DO have more than one 80's movie with Jesse The Body Ventura! In the year 2017, there's more neon spandex than we ever knew possible, and Hunger Games hadn't been invented, so this!
Starring: T-800, Fleetwood Mic, Dweezil, Handsy McFamilyfeud

Jan 21st

   9:00pm | Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) Stanley Kubrick's comedic take on the ramp up to a nuclear holocaust caused by insane and inept leaders. For some reason I feel okay watching this again.
Starring: Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Pete Sellers, Jimmy Earl Jones, Richard Henry Sellers

Jan 20th

   9:00pm | Intolerable Cruelty (2003) Dictated but not written by the Coens, this movie explores the always fun and funny proceedings of that romp known as divorce court.
Starring: The guy from Return to Horror High, Catherine 𝚭-Jones, Billy Ray Thorntown

Jan 19th  

   9:00pm | Double Dragon (1994) Two brothers have to keep their half of an ancient medallion from falling... you know what, I'm not gonna describe this movie. Just bring booze, not brains and you'll be fine.
Starring: T-1000, Giyera, TV's Scott Wolf, Vanna White, Alyssa Milano's brother Cory

Jan 18th

   9:00pm | The Quick and the Dead (1995) Sam Raimi goes spaghetti western in the 90s with an all-star cast that weren't all stars yet, and it works in great ways.
Starring: Sharon's Stones, Babyface Leo, Gladiator, Coach Hoosier

Jan 17th

   9:00pm | Clockwise (1986) Murphy's Law comedy about the single worst day for a punctuality-obsessed headmaster.
Starring: Mr. Eric Praline

Jan 16th

   9:00pm | Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) There's a nuclear threat and Ethan Hunt hasn't shooted any baddies for like two full years, so rig him up with some fun gadgets and set him loose with an unlimited international data plan!
Starring: Henry Cavill's Moustache

Jan 15th  

   8:00pm | Return to Horror High (1987) Making a horror movie in a horror movie, it's like Scream 3 and 4ish! But without the acting... or the writing... or the, ya know what, it's got a spring chicken of a George Clooney!

   9:35pm | Bad Taste (1987) Peter Jackson's first movie! It's, well, it's self-explanatory. Aliens need human flesh for their fast-food chain.

Jan 14th

   9:00pm | Cloverfield (2008) Some sorta daikaijuu is loose in New York and destroying shit and little baby ones are falling off it and attacking everyone and we gotta keep filming for some reason. Anyway, it's gooder than shit.

Jan 13th

   9:00pm | The Truman Show (1998) Gonna stay in 1998 another night. Maybe for the better, Jim's gone a little loopy lately. But no one will deny this film is the good crazy. I wonder if it'll have any relevance to today's always-connected society...

Jan 12th  

   9:00pm | Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) Nearly perfect if it weren't for Ritchie neglecting the Oxford comma in the damn title. Come on, you're an Englishman!

Jan 11th

   9:00pm | Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) This movie is stupendously offensive. Tasteless and sophomoric. There's no plot. "Gratuitous" would be generous of the sex and nudity. So please, if you're triggered by a dad who won't open his kid's baked beans, sit this one out.

Jan 10th

   9:00pm | Highlander (1986) A movie about an immortal Scotsman played by a Frenchie, and the most famous Scot playing a... Spainard? It takes place in Scotland and New York though, so that should clear it up. Classic cult favorite! RIP Mishter Connery.

Jan 9th

   9:00pm | Casino Royale (2006) This is my favorite Bond, actor and film. Don't @ me.

Jan 8th

   8:00pm | Exorcism at 60,000 Feet (2019) Ridiculous, idiotic, funny as hell. Subtitles suggested for Bai Ling scenes.

   9:35pm | MacGruber (2010) I haven't counted the number of dick jokes in this, but I also haven't not tried.

Jan 7th

   9:00pm | Signs (2002) Field of Dreams, but with slightly less baseball and significantly more aliens.

Jan 6th

   9:00pm | Conan The Barbarian (2011) Well... what to watch after a day like today? American History X? Red Dawn? Nahhh. How does Jason Momoa shirtless for two hours sound?

Jan 5th  

   9:00pm | Double Impact (1991) Twin brothers, JCVDa and JCVDb, reunite to avenge their parents murder and reclaim the family fortune. If this doesn't scratch your Damme itch, nothing will!

Jan 4th  

   9:00pm | Election (1999) High school election gets out of hand as Reese Piecey and Matty Brodown butt heads in this classic comedy. Come on, Georgia, we believe in you!

Jan 3rd

   9:00pm | The Quiet Family (1998) Korean original that went on to inspire the super wacky japanese "Happiness of the Katakuris" as well as some american movies I'm sure you'll pick up on. Dark comic fun!

Jan 2nd

   9:00pm | The Baytown Outlaws (2013) Never heard of this one. Looks fun!

Jan 1st ~ Happy New Year! ~

   8:00pm | No Holds Barred (1989) Hulk Hogan goes all apeshit in this cinematic masterpiece! "400 Blows"? I'll give you 400 blows, brother! O Brother Where Am I Not?! "The Graduate"? ...my fist, brother!

   9:33pm | Evil Dead 2 (1987) The greatest movie of all time needs no introduction. Start off the year right!