Feb 28th

   9:00pm | Malice in Wonderland (2009) An American in England gets hit by a cab and wakes up with full-blown amnesia, and well, dementia as she is now in underground London's seedy version of Wonderland. Never seen this version!
Starring: Maggie Grace, Danny Dyer

Feb 27th

   9:00pm | Gladiator (2000) Ridley Scott's epic period battle piece about valor, freedom, and brutal hand-to-hand combat. Finally we get to see Gladiator in his natural state.
Starring: Gladiator, Joking Phoenix

Feb 26th

   8:00pm | Raptor (2001) Roger Corman cannibalizes multiple of his own movies in this hodgepodge dino movie disaster. Literally using footage from Carnasaur 1 and 2, music from Humanoids from the Deep, and then writing a nonesensical script AROUND the mess. It's fantastic!
Starring: Eric Roberts of Course, Psych Dad: The Dad From Pysch, The Longest Sex Scene Not in a Porno

   9:00pm | Top Secret! (1984) WWII spy spoof from Abrahams and Zucker. An american rock and roll star winds up in the French Resistance fighting in East Germany. And there's a cow with boots. It's silly dammit!
Starring: Val Kilmer, Lucy Gutteridge

Feb 25th

   9:00pm | Major League (1989) I'd wait another month on this one, but it's leaving soon and we shouldn't miss it. Call it spring training. The Indians are lovable losers. Charlie Sheen is Wild Thing. Bob Uecker delivers timeless one-liners. Hands down one of the best sports comedies ever!
Starring: Tiger Blood, The Big Chill, Psych Dad, Tin Cup, Blade

Feb 24th

   9:00pm | Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) After that gross, overhyped modern exploitation film last night, I feel like something lighter! Sonic is a really fun movie with great animation, a perfectly over-the-top Jim Carrey, and fan favorite please welcome Benny Schwa!
Starring: James Marsden, Jim Carrey, Jean-Ralphio

Feb 23rd

   9:00pm | The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) I dunno which version is better. They have the same rating, the same runtime, and came out within a year of each other. I like both a Rooney and a Noomi. Frankly I haven't seen Fincher's. Or this one. It's a good thing Amazon made the choice for me by only having the Swedish one!
Starring: Noomi Rapace, Michael Nyqvist

Feb 22nd

   9:00pm | Stop Making Sense (1984) Jonathan Demme's weird, awesome concert film. Very highly regarded by fans and critics alike. Same as it ever was.
Starring: Talking Heads

Feb 21st

   9:00pm | The King's Speech (2010) Best Picture winner about King George VI and his struggle overcoming a stammer while taking the throne. Haven't seen this one yet.
Starring: Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, HBC

Feb 20th

   9:00pm | The Prestige (2006) Magic, Tesla, Nolan, hats... Yes I love this movie, and yes I would still put a poster of it on my wall.
Starring: Bale, Jackman, Caine, Johansson, Serkis, David Friggin' Bowie

Feb 19th

   8:00pm | The History of Time Travel (2014) A unique take on the mocumentary genre. Short and quite delightful.
Starring: Probably at least one of your professors

   9:15pm | Tropic Thunder (2008) If this doesn't make you laugh, you're probably in a Vietnam POW camp, or just a real Brian Eno.
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jack Black RDJ, and pretty much all of Hollywood

Feb 18th

   9:00pm | You're Next (2011) Probably the best home invasion movie since Home Alone. Clever, not torture porn, and with plenty of creative kills and un/likeable characters.
Starring: Sharni Vinson, Horror favs: Barbara Crampton, Ti West, Larry Fessenden

Feb 17th

   9:00pm | No Game, No Life: Zero (2017) Boy meets girl. Girl is an exiled super humanoid magic elf robot who defies her kind in pursuit of understanding the human heart. As ya do. I am unfamiliar with the series, but this is a fantastic movie. Bring some cry paper. (Japanese with English Subtitles)
Starring: Excellent Animation, Huge Action Scenes, Bits of Anime Corn

Feb 16th

   9:00pm | Iron Man 2 (2010) Tony Stark is Iron Man. Mickey Rourke is grimey. Nick Fury and fan favorite Clark Gregg swing by. Scarlett and Don Cheadle and Sam Rockwell are there too. Look, it's the party you wish you were invited to, alright.
Starring: Paul Bettany

Feb 15th

   9:00pm | Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) I actually haven't seen this Coen movie yet, but I'm led to believe it is basically John Wick with a cat instead. So that's how I'm going in.
Starring: Oscar Isaac, Carey Mulligan, JT, Kylo Ren, Big Dan Teague

Feb 14th

   9:00pm | My Bloody Valentine (1981) Killer kills people who celebrate Valentine's Day in town called Valentine's Bluff. Maybe they should think about changing the name. Classic slasher.
Starring: Victims with first names only

Feb 13th

   9:00pm | Zodiac (2007) Period thriller from David Fincher about the real life Zodiac Killer of 70s San Francisco. Put down your true crime podcast and shove this in your brain face. Brought to you by stamps.com.
Starring: Mysterio, The Hulk, Iron Man, Goose

Feb 12th

   8:00pm | Uninvited (1986) This movie's wild. There's a genetically altered cat on a killing spree. Chicks in bikinis making poor decisions. Ridiculous villains. Killer Cat POV. Just all around bananas.
Starring: The 80's

   9:30pm | American Psycho (2000) Everyone's favorite rich wall street executive, Patrick Bateman slips down that all too common slope of a murder spree descent into madness. Just look at that subtle off-white coloring.
Starring: Christian Bale's Torso, The President of Canada, Huey Lewis and the News

Feb 11th

   9:00pm | Shanghai Noon (2000) Western martial arts heist buddy comedy... fish out of water. Tried to make a sentence. It's a funny movie! Happy Chinese New Year!
Starring: Walton Goggins, Owen Chillson, Jackie Shillchan

Feb 10th

   9:00pm | The Terrorizers (1986) Celebrated Taiwanese director Edward Yang's film about the intersecting lives of a group of very different strangers. With hints of Antonioni and notes of Hitchcock, also balsa wood and black cherry.
Starring: Cora Miao, Li-Chun Lee, Shih-Chieh King

Feb 9th  

   9:00pm | Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020) Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Starring: Borat

Feb 8th

   9:00pm | Big Time (1988) A musical? A documentary? A live concert film? A theatrical production? It's really all these at the same time and just extremely surreal and hypnotic, but of course
Starring: Tom Waits

Feb 7th

   9:00pm | Necessary Roughness (1991) Football! Sorry, UK, but yesterday the news called this the Unoffical National Holiday, so we're required to be American today as far as I know! Scrappy underdog sports movie classic. Can they beat the odds?!
Starring: Scott MF BAKULAAA, Sinbad, Jason Bateman, Good God Kathy Ireland

Feb 6th

   9:00pm | Blade of the Immortal (2017) Takashi Miike's 100th movie is an action-packed period tale of family vengenace and a swordsman cursed with immortality.
Starring: Paver of Wood Villages, Blooming Tree Flower

Feb 5th

   8:00pm | Gargoyles (1972) Not the animated series, but almost as good! A researcher and his daughter discover a bunch of the titular monsters in the friggin desert.
Starring: Cornel Wilde, Jennifer Salt, Grayson Hall

   9:15pm | Dazed and Confused (1993) Ultimate one-night party movie filmed in the 90s and set in the 70s. An all around star maker.
Starring: Young Affleck, Young Jovovich, ...Not as Young McConaughey, et al

Feb 4th

   9:00pm | Frailty (2002) I don't remember exactly what this is about, possibly a cult of some sort, I just remember it's really good. Also directed by BP.
Starring: Bill Paxton RIP, Matthew of the Clan Shirtless, Powers to the Voting Boothe

Feb 3rd

   9:00pm | Logan Lucky (2017) Slick and fun heist flick from Head Heist Honcho, Steven Soderbergh. It brings all the great characters, beautiful people, split screens, and plot twists to warm your little heart.
Starring: Magic Mike, James Bond, Kylo Ren, Peter Griffin, Joey Potter

Feb 2nd  

   9:00pm | Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead (2014) Those darn nazi zombies are back and not the least bit reformed. Follow up to 2009's fun surprise hit is just as good or better!
Starring: Martin Starr, Vegar, Ørjan, Ingrid, Stig, Bjarte, you get the idea

Feb 1st

   9:00pm | Technical Difficulties Yelling at the void, cursing amazon, unplugging routers, setting up new computers... the good news is that I convinced Jeff Bezos to step down because of this.

   9:30pm | Class of 1984 (1982) Touching film about a high school teacher just trying to get through to these kiiiids with the power of music, later inspiring films like Higher Learning and Dead Poets Society. J/K, it's a violent exploitation b-movie cult classic!
Starring: Mandingo, The Director of Your Favorite HBO Show, Michael Fox

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