Mar 31st

   9:00pm | Hellraiser (1987) UK week continues with Clive Barker's demon/serial killer horror classic. Who's the REAL monster?? Some real gross stuff here, folks!
Starring: Andrew Robinson, Clare Higgins, Ashley Laurence, Doug Bradley

Mar 30th  

   9:00pm | Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade) (1991) UK WEEEEK! Universally despised sequel that I just gotta see. I think this is the Director's Cut which is supposed to be better, but who cares. Join for most of the original cast, stay for a 700mph subway train.
Starring: Sean Connery, Christopher Lambert, Virginia Madsen, Michael Ironside

Mar 29th

   9:00pm | Frank (2014) A young musician joins an eccentric band. Rock & Roll, A Big Giant Head, Maggie Gyllenhaal... I'm in!
Starring: Michael Fassbender, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Domhnall Gleeson

Mar 28th

   9:00pm | Get Duked! (2019) Comedy road trip through the Scottish countryside, possible murders and mushrooms!
Starring: Eddie Izzard, Kate Dickie, James Cosmo

Mar 27th

   9:00pm | The Terminal (2004) Stranded in JFK, an international traveler takes up extended residency in the airport. A Steven Spielberg ride.
Starring: Tom Hanks, CZJ, Stanley Tucci, Chi McBride

Mar 26th

   8:00pm | Robot Jox (1989) Stuart Gordon's sci-fi foray involving giant mechs with miniature techniques. Instead of lame ol' War, global superpowers duke it out Transformer style with trained heroes inside chainsaw-cocked Evangelions.
Starring: Gary Graham, Anne-Marie Johnson, Paul Koslo

   9:25pm | Scrooged (1988) Ahh, March, the perfect time for Christmas movies! The 80s make a great setting for this modern take on Dickens' Christmas Carol. There'll be scary ghost stories!
Starring: Bill Fucking Murray, Bobcat Goldthwait, Robert Gouuulet

Mar 25th

   9:00pm | Extract (2009) Mike Judge on small business ownership and factory work. Lesser known I think, but defintely no less of what we can expect from him.
Starring: Gene Simmons, J.K. Simmons, Jason Batesimmons, Mila Kunis-Simmons, Ben Affleck's Face

Mar 24th

   9:00pm | Æon Flux (2005) Look, I'm not gonna pretend this is anything more than a delivery system for Charlize Theron intake. Expect cool future-world visuals and fun action and it's a pretty good time!
Starring: Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Frances McDormand, Pete Postlethwaite

Mar 23rd  

   9:00pm | The Expendables 3 (2014) This concludes our journey through the thrilling Expendables Trilogy. There's been explosions, bad guys getting comeuppance, awesome and ridiculous chase scenes. I don't expect anything less. Seriously though, gun control now please. wtf man.
Starring: EVERY ACTION STAR EVER!

Mar 22nd

   9:00pm | The Last Waltz (1978) Martin Scorsese's acclaimed concert-doc of The Band's final concert.
Starring: The Band, Lots of Special Guests

Mar 21st  

   9:00pm | Attack the Block (2011) A buncha London youths defend their neighborhood from an alien invasion!
Starring: John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Alex Esmail

Mar 20th

   9:00pm | Apocalypto (2006) Set in the 1500's falling Mayan Empire, this action-adventure epic is a cinematic experience like no other. Mayan language film.
Starring: Jaguar Paw, Smoke Frog & Bluntman, Curl Face, Seven of Nine, 90% Cocoa Leaf

Mar 19th

   8:00pm | Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out (1989) Building a rocket to the moon cuz everybody knows the moon is made of cheeeese.
Starring: Wallace and Gromit

   8:25pm | Blue Chips (1994) Coach succumbs to pressure in rebuilding a team to do it against the rules. A hot debate even to this day about which side the ethics really belong. Weirdly William Friedkin directed this.
Starring: Nick Nolte as "Bob Knight", Shaq as "Young Shaq", Penny Hardaway as "Anfernee Hardaway"

Mar 18th

   9:00pm | In Time (2011) Don't know how this one slipped by me for ten years, never heard of it! Future world where people stop aging at 25 and rich people can buy more life after that. Totally not exactly where we're headed.
Starring: Justin Timberlake, Cillian Murphy, Olivia Wilde, Amanda Seafood

Mar 17th

   9:00pm | The Boondock Saints (2000) God has a quota, and these two Irish brothers are cleaning the streets of Boston in His name. Happy fucking St. Paddy's Day!!
Starring: Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flanery, Willem Dafoe

Mar 16th  

   9:00pm | Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000) This movie is as disgusting, offensive, and ridiculous as they get. I mean it. Nobody should watch this depraved shit. It's Troma at its finest!
Starring: Toxie, Noxie, Sgt Kabukiman, A Diaper Gang, A Whole Buncha Really Offensive Stereotypes

Mar 15th

   9:00pm | Rocketman (2019) Musical biopic about the life and rise of infamous supervillain "Rocketman".
Starring: Taron Egerton, Jamie Bell, Bryce Dallas Howard

Mar 14th

   9:00pm | Pork Pie (2017) Happy Pi Day! Action crime comedy about some blokes stealing a Mini Cooper and taking a road trip. Hopefully someone can explain to me why I think New Zealand is part of the UK!
Starring: Dean O'Gorman, James Rolleston, Ashleigh Cummings

Mar 13th

   9:00pm | The A-Team (2019) Slick action-packed remake of the 80s TV show with a serious case of storm trooper aim. Of course anything's better with my boy BC!
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson, Sharlto Copley, Rampage Jackson

Mar 12th

   8:00pm | Drive Thru (2007) Horny the Clown, demonic mascot of Hella Burger, goes on a killing spree. Sounds good to me! But really I'd watch Leighton Meester roll silverware.
Starring: A buncha dumb teens getting dead

   9:32pm | CQ (2001) Rom-Dramedy period piece taking place in the 60s, about making a futuristic sci-fi movie set in the year this was made. Take it up with Coppola if you're already confused.
Starring: Jeremy Davies, Jason Schwartzman, Angela Lindvall, Billy Zane, Everybody's Favorite Depardieu

Mar 11th

   9:00pm | The Tower (2012) Korean action thriller remake of the The Towering Inferno. An ultra high-rise, luxury tower catches fire trapping thousands.
Starring: Son Ye-gin, Sol Kyung-gu, Kim Sang-kyung

Mar 10th

   9:00pm | Beowulf (2007) A bit of an oddball this one. Written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery, directed by Robert Zemeckis, and inexplicably animated using the finest CGI of 2007. It's a very good retelling of sorta a mashup of Beowulf the Epic and Grendel the novel focusing on the monster mom.
Starring: Ray Windstone, Full-Frontal Angelina CG, Crispus Gloverus, John of the Malkovich, Sir Anthony Hopkins

Mar 9th  

   9:00pm | Dredd (2012) Remake of the pretty much okay 90s Stallone action movie. Except this one is truer to the source and better in every way. No idea if the 3D aspect makes it better, but I'm gonna sharpie my glasses blue and red just in case.
Starring: Karl Urban, Olivia Thirlby, Lena Heady

Mar 8th

   9:00pm | The Compleat Al (1985) A pseudo documockumentary about Weird Al's rise to fame. It's not exactly true but not really fake either. Mostly it's a collection of his early music videos.
Starring: Weird Al Yankovic

Mar 7th

   9:00pm | Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) Zucker and Abrahams crime drama spoof sequel. Completely innocuous and fun-filled comedy.
Starring: OJ Simpson

   10:25pm | Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) Zucker and Abrahams crime drama spoof sequel. Completely innocuous and fun-filled comedy.
Starring: OJ Simpson

Mar 6th

   9:00pm | Chinatown (1974) Highly acclaimed noir detective mystery set in the 30s. It's got all the standards: murder, adultry, intrigue, i'm guessing a woman with a cigarette holder. This is actually a Classics blind spot for me!
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Faye Dunaway, John Huston

Mar 5th

   8:00pm | The Seventh Curse (1986) A Chinese guy gets a nasty case of the curses after saving a woman in Thailand, to which he must return in order to battle the Worm Tribe sorcerer before he succumbs to the title. This absolutely bonkers Hong Kong 80s exploitation film is packed with action, babes, demonic baby-like creatures, and fun!
Starring: Chow Yun-Fat, Chin Siu-Ho, Young Maggie Cheung

   9:25pm | Wet Hot American Summer (2001) On the last day of camp, 1981, the counselors at Camp Firewood seek to resolve unfinished business, secure and/or end relationships, and plan a spectacular talent show for their beloved campers all amid a potential catastrophic unseen danger from above. This is pure cinema.
Starring: Janeane Garofalo, Paul Rudd, Mike & Mike, Christopher Meloni, Marguerite (swoon) Moreau, Molly Shannon, Ken Marino, DHP, Amy Poehler, Bradley Friggin Cooper, hell you might be in this

Mar 4th

   9:00pm | Brick (2005) Rian Johnson's amazing neo noir thriller demolishes the status quo for what a "teen" movie can be. It's dark, it's perfectly written, and it's no surprise he's directing Star Warses now.
Starring: JGL and the Beautiful People Club

Mar 3rd

   9:00pm | Stay Tuned (1992) With a marriage on the rocks due to TV addiction, a husband is offered a "free trial" of irresistable nature by a mysterious salesman. His new remote, TV, and 666 channels might be the death of him! Featuring a fantastic later work from the the great Chuck Jones!
Starring: John Ritter, Eugene Levy, Jeffrey Jones, Pam Dawber

Mar 2nd

   9:00pm | Star Trek: Frist Contact (1996) The Borg travels back in time to prevent Earth's First Contact and assimilate mankind with Captain Picard and the Enterprise in hot pursuit. All my homies are TNG fans!
Starring: Sir Patrick Stewart, Number 1, Data, Blind Engineer, Christabella

Mar 1st

   9:00pm | Moulin Rouge! (2000) Baz Luhrmann's magical, musical masterpiece of pop songs brought to spectacular cinematic life in and around the famous french cabaret/brothel. Color, Sound, and Costumes! Trigger warning: you still can't go to live shows after this...
Starring: Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor, John Leguizamo