Apr 30th  

   8:00pm | Brain Dead (1990) A Friday double bill of the truest form!! Pullman and Paxton headline this weird, low-budget cronenbergian classic that you probably only remember from the box cover in the horror section at Video World in the 90s. It's got brains in jars, open brain poking, and a sinister corporation that wants to... well it's not super clear, but it has to do with your brains.
Starring: Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton, Bud Cort

   9:25pm | Dead Sushi (2013) From Noboru Iguchi, mastermind behind modern schlock feminist art such as Robo Geisha and Mutant Girl Squad, comes this female empowerment film about going against the grain of family expectations and carving your own way in life. There's also a lot of nut punching and face melting.
Starring: Rina Takeda, Kentarô Shimazu, Takamasa Suga

Apr 29th

   9:00pm | The Village (2004) Shyamalan Thursday is not gonna be a thing, but let's see how this one fairs when we already know the twist. I remember it as really well shot, great score, and honestly pretty decent period work... by everyone!
Starring: Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, William Hurt, Sigourney Susan Weaver

Apr 28th

   9:00pm | Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (1994) So this is the dubbed version, which sucks, but it's still a great movie! Amazing handdrawn animation, great fight choreography, and a pretty sweet 90's soundtrack including Alice in Chains, Korn, KMFDM, Silverchair, et al. Plus at PG-13, no need for cheat codes, this has straight up Chun-Li T&A for all your fan service needs!
Starring: Pretty Okay American VO Actors Including Bryan Cranston

Apr 27th

   9:00pm | Galaxy Quest (1999) What did we watch last, Insurrection? Cool, then this unofficially canon Trek movie is right on schedule! A fake, washed-up starship crew on the convention circuit are abducted by real aliens and expected to help resolve a galactic whoopsie doodle in full-on space.
Starring: Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Rickman, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell

Apr 26th

   9:00pm | Jumper (2008) Teenage angst is portayed as the ability to teleport anywhere in the world in this Doug Liman action adventure. Not sure if heartthrob Anakin has any other super powers, but I'm willing to bet some faction of government and/or mutant-hybrid tele-teens want him dead in any case!
Starring: Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Jamie Bell, Rachel Bilson, Max Thieriot, Kristen Stewart

Apr 25th

   9:00pm | Hot Rod (2007) Sure you could watch a bunch of rich people pander and puke woke bullshit at the world's most overrated fashion show. Or you could watch Andy Samberg try to jump 15 busses! I'll save you the trouble... the best film of 2020, Sonic the Hedgehog, doesn't win.
Starring: The Lonely Island, Bill Hader, Isla Fisher, Danny McBride, Ian McShane, Will Arnett, Chris Parnell, Sissy Specek

Apr 24th

   9:00pm | Warrior (2011) A story about an MMA family, likely with a bit of drama outside the ring, that eventually comes to blows for the championship. I've not seen this insanely highly reviewed film, but I'm gonna guess it's got more to it than a youtube video of Joe Rogan rolling with a guest on the floor of his podcast studio.
Starring: Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton, Nick Nolte

Apr 23rd  

   8:00pm | A Little Bit Zombie (2012) Zom-Com about a couple planning their wedding while on a getaway with the best man/maid of honor in the woods. Dude gets zombified, and wifey-to-be has to make the best of the raw deal. Bonus points for Zombie-Mosquito-Vision!!
Starring: Crystal Lowe, Stephen McHattie

   9:30pm | The Darjeeling Limited (2007) Funny and poignant and Wes Andersony in all the best ways. Three American brothers take a trip on the titular Indian train line and get to know each other along the way. It has your favorite people, including but not limited to...
Starring: Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, Angelica Huston

Apr 22nd

   9:00pm | The Happening (2008) Happy Earth Day! I just love that this movie has finally achieved the perfect 5.0 out of 10 on IMDB. Balanced firmly in place by its simultaneous lack of anything remarkable whatsoever indeed "happening" and somehow being not actually bad at anything it does do, it is a true anomaly of cinema. Join for... well something happens, right? RIGHT?!
Starring: Mark Wahlberg's Face (You Know the One), Zooey Deschanel's Hot Blank Stare, and That Ancient Villain "Light Breeze"

Apr 21st

   9:00pm | Steamboy (2004) In Victorian Era Britain, a boy inventor battles the forces that be during the steam-powered revolution. It's a steampunk animated action adventure! Amazon's got the description all wonky, this is the Japanese-language version, not sookie and picard, enable subtitles.
Starring: Anne Suzuki, Masane Tsukayama, Katsuo Nakamura

Apr 20th  

   9:00pm | Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) Kevin Smith reboots his own movie for some reason instead of just making a sequel. Does it really matter? Probably not, the jokes would be the same either way. But I'll watch it! Don't forget to roll up a big fat baby's leg of a joint for our heroes Bluntman and Chronic, Happy 4-20!
Starring: Jay, Silent Bob, and all of Hollywood

Apr 19th

   9:00pm | UHF (1989) An unemployed loser with an overactive imagination takes over a local TV station and turns it into a hit via ridiculous game shows and gags. It's prime slapstick and pop culture parody stuff, basically if Weird Al Yankovic were to write a whole movie... wait, that's exactly what this is.
Starring: Weird Al, Kramer, Fran Drescher

Apr 18th

   5:00pm | Back to the Future (1985) Marty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is accidentally sent thirty years into the past in a DeLorean so he can make out with his mom and almost collapse time-space. It's not problematic, it's cinema!
Starring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson

   7:00pm | Back to the Future II (1989) There's a whole lotta meta going on here, as the first movie plays out in the background of this one, also the Cubs win the World Series and Elizabeth Shue is now Jennifer.
Starring: Micheal J Fox as: Marty, Marty Jr, Marlene, Mr. Marty, et al

   9:00pm | Back to the Future III (1990) More whisical timey wimey nonsense but in the Ooooollld West.
Starring: Same + Mary Steenburgen

Apr 17th

   9:00pm | The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Do you like shit that makes sense? What are you a "science-tist"? Do you know the difference between a tornadey and a oklahoma heifer hurler? I bet you do. I bet you have all them "natural disasters" on ur bedroom walls. You sicko city slicker. Don't bother with this movie, it ain't for your kind. Read a book about climate rise.
Starring: DennIce Quaid, Jake Chillinsquall, Lemmynic Rossurption, ok that's reaching

Apr 16th  

   8:00pm | The Monster Squad (1987) A movie we all love about kids fighting classic horror monsters that try to take over their town. It's actually a bit too spooky for little kids, but it's still a kids movie. This gets the "Perfect PG-13" from me! And yes, Wolfman's got nards.
Starring: Andre Gower, Duncan Regehr, Tom Noonan, Mary Ellen Trainor

   9:22pm | The Descent (2005) This is NOT a kids movie. And frankly, it's one of the spookiest horrors of the last 20 years, maybe more. If you're not bothered just by the perils of cave-diving itself, well there's plenty more going on down here to spike your interests.
Starring: Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, MyAnna Buring

Apr 15th

   9:00pm | A Simple Plan (1998) Sam Raimi in thriller/noir mode is just as good as you think it'd be. Three regular joes stumble upon a bit of cash and decide to keep it to split. Simple enough indeed.
Starring: Pill Baxton, Bobthorn Billyton, Fridget Bonda

Apr 14th

   9:00pm | Cool World (1992) I honestly can't remember my opinion of this widely poo-pooed Bakshi film. It's a bit erratic and inevitably gets dismissed as a WFRR knockoff. But I'm curious to see it now given today's neurotic, obsessive parasocial fandoms. Take my waifu... please!
Starring: Hot Cartoon Kim Basinger, Hot Brad Pitt, Hot Real Kim Basinger, Probably For Some Gabriel Byrne

Apr 13th

   9:00pm | Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) We're going slightly out of order, but no worries. Origin story of Chris Evans: The First America, thawed from the icey depths to battle Hugo Weaving and fish-out-of-water tropes! Will he be shirtless? Almost certainly!
Starring: Steve Rogers, Tommy Lee Toby Jones, Eyepatch Muthafucka

Apr 12th

   9:00pm | Unhinged (2020) Tonight we get to explore the wonderful world of Road Rage with our favorite pugilist, Russell Crowe! Will this be a remake of the 2002 Affleck classic Changing Lanes?? Who knows! Apparently a woman gets punched through a wall, unphased and unhurt. Plus, Jimmi Simpson, so should be fun.
Starring: Rise Up Lights Crowe, Caren Pistorius

Apr 11th

   9:00pm | The 36th Chamber of Shaolin (1978) One of the most influential Kung Fu movies ever, this is the tale of San Te learning the deadly art in order to seek revenge on the occupying Manchus of the oppressive Qing Dynasty.
Starring: Gordon Liu, Lieh Lo, Yue Wong

Apr 10th

   9:00pm | Minority Report (2002) Somehow even more relevant everyday, it's almost like this 20 year old Spielberg/Cruise movie could tell the future... The Division of Precrime turns on one of its own and possibly the greatest action thriller of all time ensues.
Starring: Tom Cruise Running (now with more figurative!), Samantha Morton Swimming in Goo, Colin Farrell American-ing

Apr 9th  

   8:00pm | Wolves (2014) A boy searches for his parents' killer, was it Wolves?? Jason Momoa is in this, is he Wolves?! These questions and more at 8!
Starring: WOLVES!

   9:30pm | The House of the Devil (2009) Genuinely creepy atmospheric work from Ti West. One of my favorite modern horrors (albeit a period piece taking place in the 80s). Great photography, great subtle period work, great storytelling!
Starring: Jocelin Donahue, Tom Noonan, Mary Woronov

Apr 8th

   9:00pm | Death Proof (2007) Hot Chicks, Fast Cars, and Kurt Russell. I don't know what else you could want, unless you're Quentin Tarantino and, oh wait, no there's lady feet. Yep. We're good.
Starring: The Man, Lots of Hot and Dangerous Ladies, Eli Roth

Apr 7th

   9:00pm | Explorers (1985) A kid dreams up a spacecraft, which he and his friends build and fly successfully. Joe Dante's true story of the origins of Elon Musk.
Starring: Horny Hologram Doctor, Ethan Hawke, River Phoenix, and another kid whose name sucks cuz it can't fly

Apr 6th  

   9:00pm | Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) I started to write this synopsis, but look, it's about fucking aliens alright? ...and aliens fucking, i guess to be fair. COMPUTER. HOT TUB. HOT.
Starring: The Enterprise A-Team

Apr 5th

   9:00pm | Aguirre, the Wrath of God (1972) Happy Dyngus Day!! In honor of this obscure Polish holiday when boys throw water on girls and we celebrate with delicious sausages, I've decided NOT to show a depressing WWII movie or documentary about the Skokie nazi rally! Instead here's one of Werner Herzog's many and best...
Starring: Klaus Kinski - Greatest of Polish Actors!

Apr 4th

   9:00pm | Dead & Buried (1981) Happy Easter! Potters Bluff is a quiet seaside town with a dark secret. Creepy and atmospheric cult zombie flick with some early Stan Winston makeup and a Robert Englund sighting!
Starring: James Farentino, Melody Anderson, Jack Albertson

Apr 3rd

   9:00pm | The Avengers (2012) UK week is coming to a close, and as everyone knows, the greatest thing that England ever produced is of course AMERICA!! So let's watch these good good boys and girl defend it by absolutely fucking destroying everything in their path!
Starring: The Avengers!

Apr 2nd

   8:00pm | Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993) Wallace constructs robotic pants. Gromit fights with a troublesome penguin.
Starring: Wallace and Gromit

   8:35pm | Final Score (2018) Friday night pro wrestler stars are back, baby! A shameless ripoff of Diehard and even moreso Van Damme's Sudden Death, this UK version hits all the right shots! Terrorists kidnap a large man's neice and try to blow up a stadium all during a spirited game of footie!
Starring: Batista, Bond, Blackbeard

Apr 1st

   9:00pm | Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990) Sort of a Meta Hamlet, we follow two of the NPCs around during their lives while the regular haps of the play occur in the B-plot. Great comedy from favs that don't get to do it often enough.
Starring: Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Richard Dreyfuss